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biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.
“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023
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Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
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hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm
While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.
by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023
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Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."
"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025
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Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.
The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits
by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025
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