national kissing day

national kissing day is april 13 so taken or not get ur lips ready

just kiss her /him
I mean it is national kissing day

by mimi.isthebest May 25, 2018

National Charli day

June 23 is National Charli day. Charli is a funny looking pug

“Guys it’s national Charli day”

by Cindercon June 27, 2020

National Gay day

On Oct. 22 you can be as gay as you want

Lemme grab ur ass… it’s ok it’s National gay day

by myschoolsucks October 22, 2019

National head day

Its October 27 so have your girl come through and give you head

Yo that national head day was amazing

by Philip on deez October 26, 2019

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021

National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

National Kiss Week

Kiss who you want for the whole first week of may

Boy : dude I’ve kissed so many girls this week

Boy 2: don’t you have a girl ?

Boy : It’s ok it was National Kiss Week

by ScrubPatatoe May 30, 2018