The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
by YAWA July 22, 2022
A way to combat the fearsome ruling in the milk community: some believe that the other 98% of milk is the rarest object in the game, but it is clear that those mortals who follow such beliefs have the brain of a "dumb person" (a human who believes in the rarity of the other 98% of milk).
Dumb Person: The other 98% of milk is so rare!
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.
by the man with milk May 24, 2020
person 1: hey watch me smash this fat cone bro
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk
by Stoned cunt 420 February 02, 2021
A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.
Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?
Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.
Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.
by KetchupSunshine November 08, 2010
by Cokestraw April 15, 2019
the milk that lactates out of a fat man's tits
you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog
you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog
bro, I'm thirsty as fuck
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too
oh come here, fat boy
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too
oh come here, fat boy
by XXX_fatboy69420_XXX November 24, 2019
by 4Bros July 06, 2013