milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
by YAWA July 22, 2022
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other 99% of milk

A way to combat the fearsome ruling in the milk community: some believe that the other 98% of milk is the rarest object in the game, but it is clear that those mortals who follow such beliefs have the brain of a "dumb person" (a human who believes in the rarity of the other 98% of milk).
Dumb Person: The other 98% of milk is so rare!
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.
by the man with milk May 24, 2020
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finish your milk

when you smash a fat come and you leave the some smoke in the bong
person 1: hey watch me smash this fat cone bro
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk
by Stoned cunt 420 February 02, 2021
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Milk Dud Deluxe

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.
Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.
by KetchupSunshine November 08, 2010
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Dirty Milk Wand

A straw containing cocaine that is open on one end to absorb the drug through the anal cavity.
by Cokestraw April 15, 2019
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fat man milk

the milk that lactates out of a fat man's tits

you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog
bro, I'm thirsty as fuck
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too

oh come here, fat boy
by XXX_fatboy69420_XXX November 24, 2019
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Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.
"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."
by 4Bros July 06, 2013
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