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Josh

A man that hasn't changed their glasses for years, like 5 plus years of the same prescriptions and frames. Even when pressured by others to get his eyes checked out and to get new glasses, he still will wear the same pair for years to come. Also may lack certain situational skills like swimming, or driving.
He's just like a josh
He's being a real josh right now
by Bigbongos October 18, 2022
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Josh

One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. A josh is an amazing thing and if you're ever lucky enough to have one as your own cherish it, enjoy every single moment like it your last. Josh(s) are good listeners calm and cool people they have very cool and interesting hobbies and are the best to have around when something goes wrong they also have massive d!cks.
Person 1 : who is that amazing guy?
Person 2: oh him, that's josh
Person 1: man he's perfect
by Randomdude644 September 16, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a typical batty boy he will not hesitate to give head to any boy in the London area. He is lilys biggest fan and is petrified of her and her stern words. Josh also has an eye for ruels dick and dreams of him sticking it in his asswhole
by Kzufensudnskw October 20, 2019
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Josh Brooks

A gay paedophile currymuncher who has a miniscule penis and likes sucking off men for a fiver, he also has a little thing for his neighbour barbara who will most likely die in a couple years, she also has a rash on her large baffoon looking breasts. A josh also acts a bit big for his height thinking he can take down the Dilan the brick and Anthony the ("I cant breathe"). A josh also dresses their brother up for roleplay.
by Type1Nonce September 10, 2020
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Josh hart

Absolute fucking goat. He grabbed so many offensive rebounds in the NBA finals. He is the best coastal coast player in the NBA and he is better than everybody. I don’t care. He’s just better let the playoff offensive rebounds along with his teammate Isaiah Hartenstein and the only reason he is coming off the bench for the next is because they have too many players his position. I won’t take any other Opinions, go Villanova, go Knicks and suck my balls
I fucking love Josh hart, he is the best
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josh holder

I ugly muther trucker that leaves niggas on seen
Josh holder js a fucking bitch because he dint answer my snap
by Im not a hoe June 4, 2017
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National Josh Day

Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.
Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"

Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"

Josh:"It's National Josh day.."

Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"
by Josh's Mother <3333 May 26, 2022
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