by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013

non-existent, thanks to google, oracle, Facebook, PayPal, Amazon, zoom, messenger, Oculus, Instagram, Twitch, youtube, and many many more other assholes out there.
person 1: I have internet privacy, I'm not being spied on... right?
person 2: you poor, poor soul...
person 2: you poor, poor soul...
by h3xed February 27, 2022

A person, usually a woman who solicits for sexual services on the internet, usually over mainstream messaging sites such as Facebook and SnapChat
by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 December 12, 2021

ayo i make this internet meme about mr incredible
lets post it
*proceeds to watch mr incredible becoming sus uncanny scared earape blah blah blah*
lets post it
*proceeds to watch mr incredible becoming sus uncanny scared earape blah blah blah*
by urban dictionary is 4chan February 24, 2022

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian people activity and Indian generated content that is manipulated by Indian population preferences, marginalizing organic human activity.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
Those are not Russian bots, that's just Rajesh, Kumar, and Pradesh they are a part of the Indian Internet Theory!
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
