Sade's Hat Trick

A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.

We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.

by Marquis de Bad April 18, 2016

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Hat trick

Penetrating a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus in one sex session.

Man, Lara was great. I gave her the hat trick last night.

by Julester July 14, 2017

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

Hat

It is a hat, you put it on your head.

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Ass-hat

A person with a natural ability to fuck up the simplest of things.

Coworker#1 Did you see the new guy in hard handle

Coworker#2 Yeah I told him not to pack bad products. Everything he packed was bad .

Coworker#1 He is a total ass-hat

Coworker#2 Yup a complete ass-hat

by doppelganger1216 October 6, 2018