Ethan

They gut at the bus stop that us usually very annoying and asks a lot of questions

Ethan is such a weirdo

by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018

Ethan

Loves females that start with the letter c and ends with m. Very masculine and enjoys many things ;)

"Carmen, did you see Ethan?"
"yeah, in my bedroom."

by MCXXAsian_JesusXxCMGAMERXX October 24, 2018

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

Ethan Hotaling

Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.

Ethan Hotaling is funny but dumb. Don’t be like him.

by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a boy. he is a nerd. he loves Pokémon. he is my bestie. um. he is not really cool but he is sometimes. he is "straight" he is overall a good friend. but he gives terrible advice don't go to him for advice. plz.
love yaaaa

"yo ima call with ethan." yas queen

by ineedsugarcookies April 27, 2022

Ethan

Ethan - The name for a therapist Karen.

“Dude I hate Loti she so annoying can she like not sing in group?”

“Dude, stop being an Ethan. Not cool.”

by Meatloafers January 12, 2022