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December 2nd 

December 2nd is a day that real boss niggas were born. They get any bitch they want and have the biggest cock, we talking 9 inches minimum. Make sure you find yourself a guy who was born on December 2nd cause hes a keeper.
Girl #1: Hey you seen that new guy in our 1st period?
Girl #2: Yes omg i wanna ride his face

Girl #1: SAMEEE girl and omg i heard he was born on December 2nd like yesss daddy put it in my mouth
December 2nd by Anonymouuusss123 October 25, 2019

December 24th 

December 24th, also known as National nudes day, you must send nudes if asked.
Chrissy didn’t wanna send nudes, but it’s December 24th, so she had to!!
December 24th by anonymous December 23, 2020

December 4th 

Me and my babes one yearr
Her; Hey it December 4th
Him: Happy one year :)

December 26 

December 26 is the day to stan Clo, if you don't then you are a coward and weak. While you are at it stan Ennoshita Chikara too 😤
- It's December 26!
- Oh, then we must pay respects to Clo 🙏
December 26 by seijohclo October 15, 2019

December 13

December 13 is when the fakest bitches are born. When December 13 rolls around everyone already knows oh it’s that fake bitches birthday.
Did you hear it’s December 13?

Someone “yea it must suck for whoever’s birthday it is.
December 13 by Bad_bitch23333 December 5, 2019

December 19 

If you are born on December 19th then you suck. Sorry I don’t make the rules
Oh dude you’re born on December 19th? No wonder you suck
December 19 by Lenbebeneneb October 15, 2019

December 15 

Hug a boy you hate
Boy I hate: Eww it’s u
Me:*hugs him*
Boy I hate: 🥴
Me: it’s December 15th don’t feel special
Random kid walking by😬🤦🏻 ♂️
December 15 by Hehe lele November 14, 2019