spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.

I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her

by 86 Emulators November 24, 2010

can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"

by e-double January 18, 2006

Act Of Cannings

Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.

"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"

by Babbsy Baby December 28, 2005

Garbage Can Lid

A sexy, super hot hunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...

Oh God, Garbage Can Lid is so-oo-oo-oo hot! He's the best there is.

by G.C.L. April 30, 2005

Garbage Can Lid

A kind, forgiving, truthful person that is constantly framed to be a liar on the Ebaum's World forum.

Garbage Can Lid deserves a break from the jackasses of the forum, that constantly frame him for lying.

by G.C.L. May 2, 2005

Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":

You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.

God, Garbage Can Lid kicks ass!

by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005

quote can

In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.

"You had me at hello!" *kick the quote can*

by -Matthew- July 5, 2007