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Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
by Piss House March 28, 2022
mugGet the Beef Dickmug.

Squirble Beef

You stand in a chalked on the floor circle, and you squirble by performing weird hand, head, neck, arm, leg movements to see who squirbles the best.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.

The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.
Yo lets go Squirble Beef tonight?

My grandma wanted to Squirble on this Beef.
by RufusPuffyMarshmallow May 21, 2024
mugGet the Squirble Beefmug.

beef

That guy has beef with us
by Rick.a September 16, 2023
mugGet the beefmug.

beef

One of Mike Idehs many alias'
by wu tang dubs February 25, 2005
mugGet the beefmug.

boxer beef

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob
by Snedge Dov October 5, 2016
mugGet the boxer beefmug.

vegan beef

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.
I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.
by degenerasian February 11, 2022
mugGet the vegan beefmug.

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently
Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.
by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019
mugGet the Eat the Beefmug.

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