A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"
by Skinnytopbottom July 30, 2021
by CombineTheElite March 04, 2022
An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
by Piss House March 29, 2022
Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.
Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.
This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.
This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."
"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
by StrykersThrowaway December 28, 2023
by Rickey Spanish April 05, 2017
by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018
A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.
Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
by Russell Clark December 03, 2006