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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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Asshole Edge

when you can change from a nice person to a complete asshole when needed , asshole edge
by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012
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asshole fiend

Stay away from that nightclub, man, it’s full of nothing but asshole fiends.
by Cousin Rebel April 22, 2018
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asshole

a person that is of poor quality human, normally a waste of breath and is annoying
Max: hey i had sex with your fat mom
Ted: fuck you man your an asshole
by alekbie2 May 21, 2021
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asshole

a girl named Marli, a goat or YO MAMMA!!
YO MAMMA is such an asshole
by full time badass November 16, 2021
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Asshole

A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy
Watch out! This asshole in front of us doesn't seem considerate enough to realize others share the road, too.
He just left me here for no reason, what an asshole.
It was a racist comment only an asshole would think of.
by The2ndGasJockey August 15, 2018
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