A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.
Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.
by Ernit July 3, 2023
Get the Side Mistressmug. If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.
by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016
Get the Side pipemug. A compliment in between a regular compliment and a backhanded complement. It’s more of a neutral statement.
by Hollowblue March 27, 2021
Get the Side handed complimentmug. Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
Get the YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!mug. by The increased gay September 14, 2018
Get the reverse sided double peanut buttermug. Generic, bland, white, yuppie, American band music, typical of jukeboxes in pubs on Manhattan's Upper East Side and Turtle Bay areas. The songs are well known, the bands are well known, but which song goes to which band is difficult to determine.
by TMT75 November 13, 2011
Get the Upper East Side Rockmug. by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017
Get the surf board with a side of stickmug.