Side chico

The male counterpart to a sidechick, but that does not simp like a sideman and actually gets laid.

A: Bro, have you seen Rebecca's side chico?
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.

by 18yoBoomer May 25, 2020

SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment)

SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment) Is:
When your significant other does not make you their priority. Their actions show that your relationship is not as serious to them as they claim. When they choose to give more focus on all other this except their significant other.

Me- Hey I texted and called you to see if you wanted to get lunch together on my break. What happened?
Her- Oh yeah, I’m sorry babe I forgot to hit you back. Sorry.
Me- You always do this I’m never a priority you always give me the SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment).

by Word from JayB October 21, 2021

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

side tug

A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers

Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!

by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019

Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

bird with the buttah on the flip side

Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.

Ease back, Jack and give me da bird with the buttah on the flip side

by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011