thomas

if you ever get the chance to have a thomas in your life, you are so lucky. thomas is the most amazing person ever. he is so genuine and sweet, and always there for everyone. he makes a great boyfriend and is so loving. i love you thomas

i want to be with someone like thomas.

by lana:) May 17, 2023

Thomas

Not the brightest person in the world, stupid a lot of the time and not very likeable. He’s ignorant and a very hated person, no one likes him and he’s incapable of keeping a girl cause he looks like a damn Igor!

Friend 1: omg look at that kid

Friend 2: He so ugly he’s like a Thomas

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019

Thomas

A name that resembles a man that is soon to be trash

Thomas is here.

by Che1234 July 27, 2020

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas

if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk

also kinda hot on some days

jim- “hey have you seen “thomas the trai “

thomas- “ i heard that, fuck you”

by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021

thomas

Thomas is the type of guy to take a girl out on a nice date, and then bring her home to then play krunker.io instead of laying down some pipe on the girl because he's a pro gamer, and also a pro christian activist, he believes not to to fuck until hes married.

thomas is such a pro gamer, he doesn't let anything get in the way of gaming, not even some pussy

by oldmacdonaldsd*ck October 22, 2019