The David Attenborough of Geography, the Kevin De Bruyne of Football, the Ricky Gervais of Jokes and the best Teacher the world has ever seen. He is gone but never forgotton.
by dang it real bc he is December 2, 2023
Get the Thomas Pullenmug. A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.
Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.
Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them
Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them
by Donkey96Nuts December 6, 2022
Get the Thomas Trianglemug. Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.
by Christian73 March 2, 2023
Get the Thomas Stankmug. An amazing friend and person who you can count on to be supportive and listen to you when you need him to. He is funny and kind and awesome and is NOT my sibling. He is funny and can bounce back from a bad mood.
"Thomas Haddon Stone is such a sigma male bro"
"i know right maybe I should steal Tom's skin and become Tom"
"wtf?"
"i know right maybe I should steal Tom's skin and become Tom"
"wtf?"
by RatMaster123 October 31, 2023
Get the Thomas Haddon Stonemug. by Pudle duc November 15, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. that moment when you have an erection and everyone is aware, your dick is yelling bitch and fuck while your trying to hide it.
by Javier Lindo Joiner November 28, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga
by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023
Get the Thomasmug.