National anal day

National anal day is where a male is concented to sticking his penis inside of the anus until he cums this day is on April 21st.

Hey dude it's national anal day tomorrow you excited?

Yeah dude I'm going to cum in that booty

by ItsYeBoiii May 26, 2018

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national ex day

this day is meant to either text or talk to your ex in person , you either tell them why they are a great ex or just chooses to out them on the spot.

" hey it's national ex day , love yo u bitch "
" oh it's national ex day , I hate you bitch "

by yaribethfromchallenger May 30, 2019

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National Nude Day

Every June 20th you send nudes to anyone (if you want)Make sure you have fun and don’t expose!

Me-it's National nude day
Bae-I already know
*sends nudes

by I like pussy123 June 19, 2019

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National Couples day

On April 12th, everyone who is taken gets to celebrate who they are dating 😉

Billy: HAPPY NATIONAL COUPLES DAY TO THOSE WHO ARE TAKEN

by Sjejeheh April 11, 2019

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National Kiss Week

Kiss who you want for the whole first week of may

Boy : dude I’ve kissed so many girls this week

Boy 2: don’t you have a girl ?

Boy : It’s ok it was National Kiss Week

by ScrubPatatoe May 30, 2018

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It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

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