Sam

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats

by DontFallForTheWhitwGirlTrap December 8, 2018

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sam miles

a girl who thinks shes shit but straight up isnt. ugh.

ew nasty you were talking sam miles?!

by urmom.com7106 January 30, 2020

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Sam🔰

Sam🔰 is the best football Twitter account. Been bagged a few times but he always comes back. He supports the mighty Norwich City who are winning the league in the 2020/21 season and staying up.

“Hey did you see Sam🔰 on the TL?” “Yes it was a great tweet.”

by Alongcomenorwich March 27, 2021

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Sam

This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.

See that guy over there?
Ye, what about him?
That's Sam, he has a massive penis

by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022

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Sam

An extreme shit talker who thinks he is him. He has no friends and always gets suspended for physically injuring other people or saying he will shoot up the school.

Look Jim, its Sam

Oh god not that dumbass again

by Just Google It August 5, 2023

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