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When used in the adjective form, real has many different meanings.
For example: "the store is real," would denote that the store exists in reality.
It can also mean it's genuine or authentic. For instance: "he has real money, and not printed money."

As a noun, 'real' usually denotes something which is raw, pure, genuine and emotionally relatable.
For example: "I think I'm losing my mind" - "real."
Person 1: Clean up on aisle... MY BRAINS!
Person 2: Real.
by illiteratebanana October 27, 2024
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Nobody: The Real Meaning

A nobody can simply be defined as Tobias, a medevial physician who stole an adopted-royal's girl. He was so salty, that he called him a nobody.
Person A: You're a nobody
Person B: I'm a Tobias :(
Person A: Nobody: The Real Meaning
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real quick fun

I cant wait to have real quick fun with kaylee!
by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020
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Real ones

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.
There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.
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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
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REAL TIME AI

The formation of perfect AI using the entire URBAN DICTIONARIES and it's SUBDIVISIONS of the VULGAR AI'S that can be effected PERFECTLY IN A RUSH in relevancy to the SONG AD DISPLAY.
REAL TIME AI is here MOTHERFUCKER , FATHER FUCKER, CUNTFUCKER , FAUCETFUCKER, and FARRAHFUCKER.4:55 AM
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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