Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
Get the let me break it down for you markmug. by Andre Cammy December 27, 2017
Get the Mark Summervillemug. A forest dwelling sigma male. A World of Warcraft champion. A survivor in the wilderness. Protective and brave, don't get in his way- especially when it comes to his woman. A Mark is rare and to be respected. This is someone you want on your side. Do not get on Mark's bad side and do not disrespect his woman. You will be fucked to death.
Look at that sexy hunk of meat, he looks like a Mark. I think I'll try him.
Be careful. His girlfriend is nearby and she's just as crazy as he is...
Be careful. His girlfriend is nearby and she's just as crazy as he is...
by HoneyAndRum November 21, 2024
Get the Markmug. by Oscartheotter May 8, 2018
Get the Mark Monksmug. The best fucking person alive he is the real giga chad and a gladiator. The leader of the world and the number 1 spartan.
by MarkChoolimfangirl September 3, 2023
Get the Mark Choolimmug. Mark is such an amazing person with an awesome soul but sometimes he has a low self esteem and he may not feel handsome or hot but he's the most amazing person in the world. He tends to be very stubborn but he's the most sweet person. He's a good listener, what ever u want to say he will be there for you. If anyone else has already met Mark in his/her life is a blessing. You would want to keep him safe and make him smile just to see that smile that will make your whole day. You would lover him forever more than anything in the world.
by Agabapraise 29 November 24, 2021
Get the Markmug. by Jigglytits June 2, 2022
Get the Skid markmug.