Lucid Lesbian

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.

"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "

by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022

Lesbian

A non man who is attracted to another non man!

Guy: hi cutie, wanna date?
Rando: no sorry I'm lesbian

by Halloweenpiss September 24, 2021

Lesbian

Reverse gay.

Hey, are you a gay?
*Uno reverse card*
No, I'm a lesbian.

by smolien uwu May 11, 2020

Hybrid Lesbian

Bald, fat, disfuigured woman. Usually seen wearing men's clothing. Always seen with a hotter lesbian. The kind of lesbian we didn't wish existed.

"Damn that fucker is fat, but his chick is hot!"

"Dude that's a hybrid lesbian"

by Harvey111 August 11, 2015

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024