Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 05, 2024

Chest biscuits

A phrase to define Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs in the 70’s. Specially “Pumping Iron”

“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”

by #CB November 22, 2018

jammin a biscuit

any action taken place or about to take place

That girl is jammin a biscuit right now. (walking to her dorm)

by DWILLS September 29, 2009

Limp Biscuit

A Woman / Man who enjoys sex, without consequence. They will typically have many partners, individually, ir at the same time.

That person has head so much sex, they're a Limp Biscuit.

by DOM_FADDA May 27, 2023

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 01, 2018

Chili Biscuit

A slur or derogatory term for a homosexual man. Can be shortened to “chili”

1) *gay men walk into a bank*
Bank Manager: look at these chili biscuits

by Mr. Cheek Clapper December 07, 2021