Biscuit baby

A baby weened on buttermilk biscuits instead of the mother's milk.

My wife gets lightheaded if she doesn't eat enough biscuits throughout the day, because she is a biscuit baby.

by BiscuitEater82 February 24, 2023

C biscuit

A floating piece of shit or debris in any body of water.

“COME HERE MY LITTLE C BISCUIT !”

by She’ll boneyah March 22, 2023

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex

Ugh Matt butter my biscuit please

by xoxolanafan July 8, 2024

Greasy biscuit

A customer that demands a table outside when it's 98 degrees outside and it's about to rain and expects perfect service and then demands a table inside when it starts to rain

It's greasy biscuit activity

by Marshmallow_girl July 27, 2024

Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.

Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.

by Food hound January 14, 2023

nigga biscuit

noun
an easy task that can be performed without any stress.

can be used in replacement for "piece of cake".

Beating that dude was a nigga biscuit.

by urgengga February 1, 2023