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Biscuit

the ugliest cat that has graced the earth. He is built like the moon emoji and has the emotional range of a spoon.
"Hey Biscuit looks pretty busted today"..."Doesn't he always?"
by BiscuitHater April 26, 2021
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biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016
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Sweet Biscuit

A Sweet Biscuit is the whitest white boy you know. He will often try to argue that you are whiter but really hes still just a white light snowflake.
Tim: Youre a snowflake
Pink: Well atleast im not a Sweet Biscuit
by Pinkwolf May 13, 2021
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Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!
by Pjpjk August 30, 2023
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Personal biscuit

Would you like your personal biscuit buttered?
by amandanicole07 May 30, 2022
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Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.
Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!
by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011
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potty biscuits

Very lumpy shit that goes into the toilet.
The other day I let loose the largest potty biscuits into the toilet.
by Bubblehiney November 16, 2016
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