blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 20, 2023

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Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.

That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.

by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023

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biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.

Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!

by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017

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Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 29, 2022

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Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 05, 2024

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