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thomas jolley

the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.
“Oh look it’s thomas jolley”
what a beautiful specimen
by kingsmenC January 22, 2020
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Thomas Ramsey

wow where do i start Thomas Ramsey is a alpha male he is the leader of the pack , he always is the boss man and he loves boobs , his muscles are massive and he hates Marley Yates
by bigbumbob November 4, 2021
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Thomas Cowan

Person: Look its Thomas Cowan
Person 2: Yea its the thot
by Thomas The Thot October 29, 2018
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Thomas

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings
What's his name

ThomasI ain't letting my kids near him
by Michael cheese December 21, 2018
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Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025
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thomas brown

Thomas Brown is the guy you meet randomly but becomes a big part of your life. Most Tom Browns have unusually small penises but still like to brag about the "python" they think they have.
Overall everyone needs a Tom Brown in their life.
by tommyyourboy6969 May 25, 2024
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Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.
by Jackob May November 23, 2021
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