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Thomas

The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.

He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 23, 2023
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Thomas

WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.

Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.

Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;

*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist
*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 27, 2023
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Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.
Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
by FATCATHY February 26, 2023
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Thomas Thrane

Thomas Thrane is the most savage gangsta in Hørsholm. Born on the streets, Thrane has inspired fear in the town of Hørsholm, Denmark for decades.
Oh my god, watch out, "Thomas Thrane" is coming for you!
by KongBenja March 2, 2023
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Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.
Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!
by Christian73 March 2, 2023
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Thoma

OMG is that Thoma from inazuma! I heard he is the fixer of the kamisato commision
by Genshindaddysimp! March 2, 2023
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Thomas

Thomas is an introvert and a gentleman who is really nice, sweet, kind, caring, loving, excellent listener, funny, loyal, mature, a man of god, a man in christ, hardcore gamer, likes sports, likes food, respectful and speaks his mind once you get to know him. you should always treat a Thomas right and he will love you and he will treat you right he's an amazing guy and you should always treat him with respect, loyalty and treat him like he's your world because he will treat like your his world . he's a manly man who comfortable in his own skin. If you get a chance to date a Thomas you should he will be the greatest boyfriend you've ever had. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want to be in his arms forever and if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. He is everything most girls would ever want. you will just fall head over heels for him. he is a good guy and will remain a good guy. he is willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas you will be lucky because he is one in a million! He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is handsome even tho he will never brag about it. He has a personality that would impress any lady even tho he is an introvert. He the sweetest man a girl could meet. one day the right lady come along and she will be the one he decides to open up to. He will treat you with respect and honor.
Thomas will always open the door for his lady, respects his lady because he's a gentleman and a real man. Thomas is a person who will always be there for you.
by Texas Native March 4, 2023
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