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Ryan

Ryan is the sexiest man in the world and he has powers to win everything he ever wants include girls named Kelly who actually want him so bad but they will never admit it because they play hard to get. He is also very talented with his willy and will destroy anything that he touches with it! At the end of the day you just can’t resist him otherwise he will hunt you down and kill you it’s that simple!
Ryan was so romantic last night he even picked my nose for me cause I had grease on my fingers from eating TPJ’s.
by Properwetlemon1234 October 30, 2018
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Ryan's Haircut

Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut
Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.
by Ryan's Shit Haircut May 30, 2018
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Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
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Ryan

He's a lovely dovey person❤ , never wants to leave from around you when he's with you💯 he cant stand to see you talk to other boys😂💯 he would do what ever it takes for him to have you trust me, if he wants you he's gonna have you😝 if he ever told you he loves you believe it cause he means it❤👍🏾 he spoils you as if he had a child😫 just for being by his side through the tuff times❤ so yeah where can he go wrong at go get you a ryan😫
Ryan I'm not going to keep talking to you get in there an do them dishes now.
by Ncldhruhshdb May 5, 2021
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Ryan Reynolds

The most beautiful man in the world, and you can't deny it
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Ryan

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soothing voice and monster at valorant
he's such a ryan, no wonder he's gold.
by lol121512 March 10, 2021
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Ryan

A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.
person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan
by PetraCumtoes September 13, 2020
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