Man1: dude lets mob to the club tonight
Man2: i cant bro, i had to spend my entire paycheck on bills
Man1: sum bitch, HARD TIMES!!
Man2: i cant bro, i had to spend my entire paycheck on bills
Man1: sum bitch, HARD TIMES!!
by ChancEbon February 3, 2012
Get the Hard times mug.An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.
Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
by BlondeLobster1 August 26, 2009
Get the Porch Time mug.You'd probably use this when your friend hops into your van into your seat right next to you. It's time to stop.
by Om3n! November 30, 2016
Get the It's time to stop. mug.1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent
2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'
2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'
(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)
Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*
Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*
by Poobumlurtz June 1, 2009
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The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.
The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.
That fucking user trash!!!!!! The whatever-time is the house, the car, and last 2 fucking years of my life!
by In the Mindway May 1, 2005
Get the whatever-time mug.When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.
by happykat October 14, 2009
Get the Time thief mug.What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.
American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?
by The Blue Duck February 14, 2005
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