by imgaylmao December 23, 2020
Box 1: "I don't think I can see him anymore. He asked to do anal on our first time."
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
by Confused Hooker in SE November 10, 2007
by Jobo086 April 06, 2010
A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
by Preacher69 November 02, 2006
The act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns. Ejaculation must occur on the woman's back, much like the hot dog toppings lie atop the bread. Debuted in Chicago in 2011.
She was so drunk and we didn't have condoms, so I gave her a Chicago style hot dog and got the f outta there.
by Hambone69 December 31, 2013
Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.
My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.
by mlvd742 December 05, 2009