when a person smashes their ball sack with a hammer and then suck them down a vacuum tube at full power.
by jafrobie February 08, 2024
Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
by Kennys Hand March 21, 2023
The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".
So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.
by ThtCrazyInjun97 January 04, 2018
The Five Guys Special is when two Five Guys employees work a double together and immediately go to their car after work to hook up and use the extra hamburger grease as lube.
Jordan said “Hey did you hear what happened behind five guys yesterday?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”
by Poopeefartpoop January 14, 2022
The art of punishing the porcelain in your unsuspecting room-mates toilet and proceeding not to flush for at least 24 hours. Also known as 'doing a Jibraan'
by Agb113 February 21, 2021