Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.
by A game enjoyer January 9, 2024

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012

by VisualArchitect August 14, 2022

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by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”
Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”
Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018
