Peanut Butter Swirl

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. Time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff's peanut butter on the counter. The female's vagina is filled with peanut butter--oozing out. The man ejaculates inside her--creating the "peanut butter swirl".

Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!

by You're Neighbor Nick March 25, 2017

peanut butter ass

When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.

Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Peanut butter shit

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

by joe hitts January 16, 2009

The peanut butter blowjob

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019

Butter's creamy goo

An energy drink

I could sure go for some of Butter's creamy goo!

by MIKEPENCEMEME November 1, 2017

Buttered my corn

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.

Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.

by BackdoorBride June 5, 2018

butter face

A girl's face that looks like it is made out of butter that was microwaved for a short amount of time, not long enough to make it liquid, but so it has been misshapen.

Boy 1: Oh shit dude! Hahaah look at that butter face.
Boy 2: So, I'd hit it.

by Alexxxxx! May 15, 2006