National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
by Tom Adams August 31, 2019
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October 20th is National Expose Caroline day. Today you can expose anyone named Caroline.
Did you guys post any embarrassing pictures of caroline today for National Expose Caroline’s Day?
by hiimadethisasajoke October 20, 2020
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National fake friend day

national fake friend day is where you post about a fake friend or just drop them😂
National fake friend day

*post a pick on snap

“This is kisha she is a real *****”
by June212768 November 02, 2019
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National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!
Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
by DaRacoon March 12, 2020
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national grab dick day

on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours
“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”
by ripcity13 April 12, 2018
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national slap kenzie day

friday april 13th, slap a girl named kenzie!!
wow kenzie is gonna get slapped today because it’s national slap kenzie day!
by kenzie sucks April 13, 2018
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