monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 26, 2022

monster energy miku

a stupid smelly ass bitch

" monster energy miku is stupid asf"

by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020

Diamond Monster

a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds

Person 1: I am the flashlight god and the diamond monster of this discord server!
person 2: What?

by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021

watch monster

Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.

My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.

by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022

Mud Monster

when you have so much and that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by ahsdhkskw September 18, 2021

big fat tiddie monster

A very big and fat tiddie monster who is very big and fat.

Damien is a big fat tiddie monster.

by Ur big fat mother October 30, 2021

Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023