How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

Mother-chicken

Stupid Indian nigger

U are a mother-chicken

by Travi Patty June 14, 2025

Mother

Your spawn point

Hey, Did you know that your dad fucked your mother?

by Mamatrax3000 November 7, 2021

Mother

A common word used in jokes that will give trauma to those used upon

I was having sexual intercourse with your mother last night

by Thoroboyo November 2, 2021

Ur mother

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number

me: hey ur mother
her: ok

by hotperson9242 October 20, 2021