goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.

C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated

by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

Goatness

The experience of something being goated

Bro that anime was straight goatness

by TrvpstxrrTy January 9, 2022

messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged

every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda

by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024

#billy-goating

when your own cousin sits on your face and rubs her wet pussy all on your billy goat

yo bro she sat on my face and rubbed all her juices on my billy goat .. #billy-goating

by uncleb September 5, 2018

GOATED with da Sause

The best thing you've ever seen... like seriously don't use this term on overhyped items.
a term to describe something astromical, for example: a mind blowing experience/idea/item

woahhh my dude that rabbit is GOATED WITH DA SAUSE. like woahhhhh ive never seen a better rabbit.

by saucegoater1233 March 9, 2024

kaiden goat

kaiden is the greatest fucker of all time. better then anybody especially people whos names start with a b. he is the goat and is the greatest in all that he does. there are very few of these but youll know when you see one

person 1: yooo hes awesome at everything who is he

person 2: must be one if those kaiden goats

by 336kaid July 21, 2025

throat goat

a greatest giver of blow jobs

I am a throat goat

by russell641 February 21, 2022