Ethan

Ethan can be nice but he is so annoying and stupid. He can be a retard sometimes and is very short. He usually has curly hair and is a little obese.

Have you heard of the obese kid Ethan?

by rolly5122 April 26, 2022

Ethaning

Verb, when you’re performing an ethan act or embracing ur inner ethanity

“she was full so she ethaned and pulled a “dala2 kesse”

He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”

by amkh October 13, 2021

Ethan Cadawallader

A mexican that has a hot mom and a short bald ass dad. Did I mention he his mexican?

Ethan Cadawallader is a hot man.

by clashroyaleplayer95 April 1, 2022

ethan catlin

the guy that has hair

ethan catlin has tasty hair

by Bitiutt March 21, 2022

Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy

Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis

by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

Ethan

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.

What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.

by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019