Ethan

The shortest person ever

Your almost as short as Ethan

by Please vote yes for this November 10, 2019

Ethan T

Ethan is a discord mod he makes reddit his attraction to males he also has a dick smaller his nails and hes so poor that he has to live off snails. Ethan can be seen at night with his window open hopping on a purple dildo. He is also a 5'7 male with cankles black dusty ass hair mostly seen wearing something camo wears 2 pairs of socks bigger booty then a girl has gyno beautiful eyes and a beluga whale chin. is also very gay

"Ethan she said shes 12"

ethan t: "i didnt ask"

by jau n May 6, 2022

Ethan

Just a guy. He's Cool. He likes anime. And pussy.

Ethan...

by Lil_miata0 November 19, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is the kind of person who get pleasured by Fortnite kills. Ethans tend to think with their dick and not their head… don’t be an Ethan

“I am horny, imma play Fortnite”
“Dude don’t be an Ethan”

by Joker3357 May 15, 2022

ethan van eyk

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.

me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.

by knobbysexual January 25, 2022

Ethan

There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp

1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!

by Bambianca July 31, 2023

Ethan

The smartest person on Earth

Ethan is very smart

by anonymous November 30, 2022