adam zakaria

pimples, lots of em

ew adam zakaria

by khashfaggot May 4, 2019

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Adam Dorchester

He's a life guard

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard

by Adam Dorchester January 10, 2025

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Adam

An Adam is the person who generally has the smallest penis in a friendship group. Normally found licking windows and has a huge dose of autism

Adam stop licking that window

by Adam Griffin March 14, 2022

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Verb. Borne from a random tweet about a regionally famous singer/songwriter/guitar player that went viral, the phrase to "Adam Al-Sayed" someone is to intentionally blame a woman for one's problems--while also coincidentally having his problems solved by his mother.

"Man, Adam Al-Sayed replaced that girl's name in the school yearbook with "bitch" and got away with it because his mother freaked out! What a slippery bro! I wonder if he even did it?"

by Irene V March 28, 2025

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Adam

Pessimistic, though genius, and possesses a compassionate side, though he doesn´t let it show.

I don´t know what was worse: Adam´s rude comment, or the fact he didn´t mean it.

by B.R. Guest August 7, 2019

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Adam, Kern, Sony - dumb ass's who are tards and have shitty grades. Adam made a teacher cry. Most importantly, if you see these kids, run the fuck away. This isn't for all of the other Adam's, Kern's, and Sony's in this world.

Adam

is a fuck.

by IKnowYoIncognito March 25, 2019

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