tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

Tom

A fucking great guy with a big DICK and masive testies he is every girls dream boy.

Girl"Tom stop"
Tom"My Dick to big to handle

by TomtyTR June 2, 2020

tom naylor

amazing athlete who will love and cherish you. he is also great at having sex and an amazing kisser

oh there is tom naylor, what a legend

by geelong grammar exposing April 23, 2019

Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018

Tom taylor

The greatest set of men to ever exist, today marked the faitful day we all grouped together to form tomism.

“Im tom taylor”
“No way im tom taylor”

by Tom taylor August 30, 2023

Tom Eddolls

An absolute legend. One word to describe Tom Eddolls would be girth.

Tom Eddolls is always dtea.

by Assalkkl November 22, 2021

Tom Wall

A gay cunt who reckons hes so top

"did you hear tom wall sucked a dick?" "tom wall sucks everyones dick dude."

by tomlovescock July 5, 2021