Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

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last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee July 09, 2023

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Top sinco (5) scariest ghump skrares

Numero 5: Crocodile Explodar

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by GhumpSkar July 31, 2022

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5 o'clock free crack give a way

Definition 1: A Free Crack Giveaway at 5 o'clock.

Definition 2: A really good deal

Definition 3: An Out-of-Control Party

ex. 1: A five o'clock free crack give away, wow , that's a low price!

ex. 2: A free car? That's a five o'clock free crack give away

ex. 3: Jesus, this partie's like a 5 o'clock free crack give a way.

by APU & The Stooge July 18, 2011

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