a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
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