Turd

A piece of shit that comes out of the ass.

Look at the size of that turd!

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020

Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.

Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!

by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023

Turd

1. A piece of fecal matter, most times referred to as shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.

Damian is such a turd to anyone that I bet he will end up alone and contemplating suicide at an alley someday.

by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

slippery turd

Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult

Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.

by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024

turd whittling

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.

I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.

by URSALT August 17, 2020

Biggest turd in the world

Dakotas bitch ass

The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass

by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022

Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...

"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"

by GSchruth November 19, 2011