Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

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Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.

Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.

by Sterling girl July 4, 2025

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power turd

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl

Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.

by cutthecards December 6, 2023

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Turd

Member of blood sets who touch themselves thinking about white men.

Hey he was turding while gigging on that white boy.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

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Turd

1) A common synonym for Trudeau or Trudeau supporters.
2) A person who cannot speak without including a lie or an insult.
3) A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
4) Can refer to a person who is distasteful or disgusting, usually of left-wing political ideology.
5) A particularly nasty pile of crap – defecation.
6) An individual or group of individuals who are afraid of truckers and/or protesters.
7) A particularly distasteful Liberal Prime Minister.

My god, the Turd is speaking in parliament today.

by Canadian Truth February 17, 2022

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