by Shfjebdjee April 9, 2019
Get the Jakemug. famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
Get the jake dakinmug. a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.
by BottomBoi24 February 3, 2020
Get the Jakemug. So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
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Get the Jake Paulmug. A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020
Get the Jakemug.