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internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
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Internet Lust

When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.
Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.

Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025
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internet cash

Discretionary income (side income) used to pay for internet porn
I drive uber on the weekends just to earn some internet cash
by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019
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Internet janitor

A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
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Internet Explorer

A web browser that is used to access the internet. (just like every other web browser) Lots of websites do not support Internet Explorer anymore and it has been replaced by Microsoft Edge.
How would you use the Internet Explorer in a sentence? Nobody knows what it is and this is my very first definition on this website.
by ausboss20001 October 7, 2023
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Internet Drillas

People who wake up load up instagram/YouTube/Snapchat.. most probably Insta though and give verbal before brushing their teeth.. a person well know for these antics is striker.lst0ne
‘’Striker Lst0ne stop being one of those internet drillas’’
by AntiVerbal.Ldn February 27, 2021
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Internet Racist

When you or your friend has really bad internet I.e. 600kbs and you don't want to play with them because of that
Yo bro you wanna play something? Hell no you got 600kbs and I don't want to deal with you disconnecting. you are such a internet racist.
by loopyloopy365 April 23, 2022
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