Sam

Gay. Very gay.

Sam is very gay.

by Sam’s Boyfriend January 12, 2019

sam

fat person that loves kids

sam wants to be with kids

by hydrachopp May 9, 2019

Sam

My extremely handsome and beautiful boyfriend who is the best person i will 101% ever meet, and will cherish for the rest of my life and beyond! I love him to the moon and back

I love sam to the moon and back

by .buga June 2, 2022

Sam

Sams are always amazing people. They fall in love easily, but usually those people love them too! They have amazing hair, they're funny, artistic, and smart. They're also really hot, but don't cross a Sam. They will beat your ass.

Guy 1: Damn, I wish I was dating Sam. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Me too..she's really smart and funny...

by The Half Blood January 7, 2022

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam

A power-hungry traitor who will lie to and murder you and your friends to save their own ass.

“Friendship ain’t worth shit.” -Sam

by Tommy Angelo November 25, 2022

Sam

An attractive nerd, usually well built

Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020