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Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
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Jizzle Nipple Pickle

The act of jizzing on ones nipples before placing pickles on top of the jizz and nipples and then sucking everything off of the nipples.
Wow! I can’t wait to do a jizzle nipple pickle with you later!

I always do jizzle nipple pickles to my girlfriend.
by NPC4456729 May 24, 2024
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Bush Pickle

(N) noun: A small, uncircumcised penis surrounded by way too much public hair.
"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"

"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"
by dixonhand June 30, 2020
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pickle pepsi

Way cheaper than from KFC you only need a jar of pickles and pepsi made by the wizard
"hello youtube how you doing today everybody I saw a video on pickle pepsi"
by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025
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Reversed Pickled ending

To lubricate anus/vagina with brine prior to penetration
Not even reversed Pickled ending would make it easier
by Mick Cork February 23, 2024
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Brown Berry Pickle

A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.
Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.
by 4skin wrinkle January 26, 2019
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Red pickle

by Dankmemehitler420 June 26, 2016
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