Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat September 10, 2017

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 17, 2022

Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.

Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.

by Finger4444 December 30, 2018

phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 01, 2010

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 07, 2021

Ass hat

The sorry hoes in your local supply chain, also known ass cock gobblers.

Those ass hats in supply chain are costing us money.

by Team Mopar South Division November 11, 2018

Ass-hat

A guy who has no sense of good morals and is a skinny "ass-hat"

Ellis Stokes is a fucking ass-hat

by metalbaddie January 28, 2024