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Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022
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Internet Karen

The mysterious butthurt person who got his/her panties in a wad and reported your comment online.
Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!

Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.

Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
by Flower347joy May 2, 2022
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Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!
by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016
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The internet

A very scary place.
by Idiotswipper June 19, 2023
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open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.
My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!
by pxs1919 October 24, 2017
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Internetted

The act of someone else having better internet than you, otherwise known as being hosted
Scump: F****** internetted again
by internetted August 21, 2014
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