dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
by ssvbxx January 21, 2023
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internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 April 17, 2016
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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 09, 2010
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internet cash

Discretionary income (side income) used to pay for internet porn
I drive uber on the weekends just to earn some internet cash
by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019
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Internet Umpire

Sathish is a boy from Chennai who is well known for his social name internet umpire which is a twitter entertainment account , he a exiquisite love towards team Chennai super kings and its player's

Wow I dint believe that word reeks a heisenberg out of me

Heisenberg is a person who make cricket more intresting using his sarcastic tweets
Internet Umpire makes cricket more intresting by his sarcastic tweets
by Jobless Typer ! December 14, 2020
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Smart Internet Suite (SIS)

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.
Facebook makes an excellent foundation for a Smart Internet Suite (SIS) environment.
by Robert Burwood July 31, 2007
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Internet tattoo

Something posted on the Internet by or regarding you that you can't erase, which will follow you around forever.
Since Steve's terrible House music has been re-uploaded by other YouTubers, potential employers have found this Internet tattoo when searching his name.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.
by The Abortion Lady June 06, 2024
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