gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.

may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024

Legendary High Five

The high five given after going skiing with your bros and the town's favorite whore.

Dude, remember the legendary high five we did last night after kelley beat us down the hill when we all went skiing?

Dude, so word.

by TittySlamSwag July 8, 2011

White Five

Ejaculating on a five dollar bill and throwing it at a stripper

The stripper's hand was all slimy after I gave her a white five

by Nigga Day Day January 31, 2019

Five twelve

A measurement of a man's stature.. but not to be confused with height. 512 although also a number is more than a number is a way of life. The epitome of perfection because he's the height of heros, kings and gangsters. Not to be confused with 6ft. 5 12 is on another level and is reserved for only the sexiest of the sexy. The handsome and those with the extra..

He was five twelve and that was all anyone ever needed to know
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025

wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Thanksgiving High-Five

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.

Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!

by BangalangMan January 30, 2025