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Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
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Ethan, the hottest sexiest person ever you can usally find him flashing girls on FaceTime with his nipples even tho his eyebrows take up half of his forehead <3 Ethan is a very kind, funny, but gay (jk) amazing handsome boy and all the girls named Aahliyah fall for him
by Balzzz May 31, 2022
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The most sexist funny man alive like girlllllll he’s so handsome Ethan is a gentleman although he flashing girls with his nipples on FaceTime he is one of a kind Ethan is special and a girl named Aahliyah thinks he’s the best and goat because Ethan gets all the bitches Ethan’s room is very clean ofc like all the time and he is very funny but he’s gay <3
Ethan is mucho guapo
by Balzzz May 31, 2022
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Ethan... You will always want a Ethan around. He brightens your day, he makes you laugh, hes super fun to ride busses with. If you need someone to stand up for you he for sure got your back. Maybe that's why he has so many friends. Make sure your careful on what you say to him cause he has a soft heart. Ethan is an amazing guy and make sure you hold on to him for a long time cause he got you no matter what. You can tell him literally anything and he will be understanding and will help you through the way. He is such an amazing person in my life and i hope we never break apart from our friendship. You might think that not talking to him for a while means that you guys are losing your friendship, but he will never do that to you. i love the Ethan in my life and i hope im friends with him forever.
" Ethan is the bestest friend you could ever have"
by doglover3099 June 1, 2022
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Hes Ethan he is very mad and *UWU* and Cutely types. is the best boyfriend one could have. he is strong physically but weak emotionally. he's a pretty good friend and likes UWU
person 1: ethan is sooo nice

person 2: he's also soo romantic
by Ethan Estavillo June 3, 2022
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ethan is a guy who always wants to be the centre of attition and always talks about himself and he does not have a big pp and he normally have blonde hair and blue eyes and hes always horny and hes a weeb and loves thighs and will do anthig to have a gf and after a break up he goes to his friends and bitches about you and they come and kill you but is ok once you catch feeling for a Ethan you will never be able to lose them.
Ethan is a short and scrawny man but its ok
by pageyyyy8888 June 3, 2022
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A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.
Damn, Ethan just bought me and he is sending me to DC tomorrow!
by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022
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