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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
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Real ones

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.
There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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REAL TIME AI

The formation of perfect AI using the entire URBAN DICTIONARIES and it's SUBDIVISIONS of the VULGAR AI'S that can be effected PERFECTLY IN A RUSH in relevancy to the SONG AD DISPLAY.
REAL TIME AI is here MOTHERFUCKER , FATHER FUCKER, CUNTFUCKER , FAUCETFUCKER, and FARRAHFUCKER.4:55 AM
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Real

Commonly used by gen z teens, as a form of agreeing with the statement made by another person.
Dude 1: Bruh these gas prices mad high nowadays
Dude 2: Real asf
by bruhsappen June 15, 2022
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